The idea for this post came to me yesterday as I was blow drying my hair. I'm not sure why I thought of it when I was drying off, but oh well. In anticipation of Michelle Duggar's nineteenth bun in the oven, it would seem like they're starting to run out of J names. Okay, get ready for...
18 'J' NAMES THE DUGGAR FAMILY HASN'T USED YET (AND THEIR TRADITIONAL MEANINGS, ALONG WITH THEIR MEANING FROM URBANDICTIONARY.COM):
1. Jacklyn
French, meaning "supplanter".
UrbanDictionary: Extreme pimp. Amazingness in the flesh.
2. Jamal
Arabic, meaning "handsome"
UrbanDictionary: A very common name among the black race. To the average white man, this is every black person's name.
3. Janet
Hebrew, meaning "God is gracious" (I'm really suprised they haven't used this one yet!)
UrbanDictionary: A girl who while seemingly sweet and innocent is truly very sexual and slutty.
4. Jared
Hebrew, meaning "descendant"
UrbanDictionary: A man with a legendary sized penis who dresses extremely fly. Usually of Brazilian decent.
5. Jasper
Persian, meaning "treasurer"
UrbanDictionary: A man from Melbourne, usually doing strange things to male grizzly Bears.
6. Jeffrey
Germanic, meaning "God's peace"
UrbanDictionary: A name that represents honor, caressing, and love. Also known to be a very romantic person, or very successful person in life. This represents all the attributes of "Jeffrey" on the SwiftIRC IRC chat network.
7. Jericho
Hebrew, meaning "City of moon gods or fragment"
UrbanDictionary: A town in Nassau County in New York. Where every girl owns something from Juicy Couture, So low, Fendi, Prada etc... and if they don't chances are they dont "fit in" "Jap" is the common word for girls in Jericho.
8. Jocelyn
French, meaning "Tribal name of the Gauts"
UrbanDictionary: The femanine name for Jesus
9. Jodi
Hebrew, meaning "Of Judea"
UrbanDictionary: Very pretty! Smart and is a good mate, will stick up for her mates. Popular and everyone likes her! One heck of a person
10. Joel
Hebrew, meaning "The Lord is God"
UrbanDictionary: Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.
11. Jordan
Hebrew, meaning "Descend, flown down"
UrbanDictionary: A different word for very large penis
12. Josephine
Hebrew, meaning "He will enlarge" (!!! And that's not even the UrbanDictionary definition!)
UrbanDictionary: a sexy chic woman who loves fashion. her smile always gets the guys attention.
13. Journey
English, meaning "A journey" (no kidding...)
UrbanDictionary: To be so high on drugs that you have kind of an out of body experience, and you almost have no control over your thoughts.
14. Jude
Hebrew, meaning "Praise"
UrbanDictionary: to describe a particularly attractive male of British descent. Derives from the actor 'Jude Law,' but appropriate for any exceptionally handsome English guy.
15. Julia
Latin, meaning "Down-bearded youth" (Now someone please tell me what THAT means?)
UrbanDictionary: a name for girls. Most julia's are artistic, smart, romantic, beautiful and also very charming. Julia's can get whatever they want if they try. They can be very sexy so watch out! They are romantics and love old movies, art and books. they love old stuff! They usually aren't very athletic but if a julia is athletic she's kick butt! they have great fashion sense and usually look smokin'. A julia will most likely become a mother because they love kids. They are very successful in life and there is just something about them that draws people in. Also they are ah-mazing dancers!
16. June
English, meaning "The sixth month of the year" (Well blow me away, sailor!)
UrbanDictionary: The month the hottest people in the world are born.
17. Junior
English, meaning "Youth"
UrbanDictionary: The son of a successful business owner who is smug, short-tempered and arrogant, and as an added bonus, he really is not capable of doing anything except pissing off customers, vendors, and employees, and within 5 years of "helping" Dad with the business, finds himself in the unemployment line.
18. Justice
Latin, meaning "Righteous"
UrbanDictionary: A saying used in conjuction with a fortunate event that has either happened, or is going to happen.
There you have it! I really had to stretch to find 18 names, but if Jim Bob and Michelle really want another 18 kids, they can at least all have J names!
~ Christine
oooh i like jocelyn and jude
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