verr drunk... A FOR ORCHESTRA!

There are some things I realized tonight.

1. not enough bars in central ohio carry sam adams. i want to be in bahston again.

2. shoulder holsters are sexy. yup. dinozzo.

3. i think my font just changed, but I can't tell.

4. brb time to wash my face and rinse my sinuses.........

k back. know whats really hard for drunk people? aiming a squirt bottle at your nose. NOT GONNA HAPPEN. I'll probably regret that choice tomorrow but as it is I'm going to have a hangover and I'm too drunk to do homework riht now.

sommmmeeeeeeeewhere overthe raaaaaaainbow!

and now for some poetic waxing and waning of the drunk. this come from my sophomore year roommate erin: my pee is clear because i drink beer!

fin.

that looks like fin, not the end. shaaaaark attack!! *chomp choimp*

I feel pretty..... fucking pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!! except not.

But I do feel pretty!

this is bad. I'm too drunk to play the sims. and  I really want to but I dont want o do something dumb like starve my sims.

mmm. rice. I want ice. and phil collins. and cheesy bread!!!!! I don't even care that it's like a milllion points. SO UCKING TATSY.

I think I know how I gained weight in colelge now.

Oh hey. ANNIE AUTOMATIC. go listen to them bitches. they're fucking awesome because thye play ROCKANDFUCKINGROOLLL.

I'm clumsy when I'm sober. think od me when I'm drunk as a skunk.

I feel like thispost shold;t be publshed. but i hace=ve so mcuh to say! YOU CAN;T TIE ME DOWN.

happy birthday nic(h)ole!!!

know what doesnt help a drunk girl? a keyboard that requires you to push the keys down real hard! i have issues writing papers, let alone drunk blogging. i blame the liquid nirogen.

annie automatic is telling me to lay my head down and sleep.

i want cheese. and a man.

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I MADE OUT WITH SOMEONE.

the last time i was even kissed was november and truthfully it was weak sauce. i kind of want to get on okcupid even though i gave it up becase of m surgery and alabama. the last i got on okcupid when i was drunk i told a very nice boy baout my dead grandpa and that was the last time i heard from him. WOMP WOMP MOTHERFUCKING FAILWHALE.

alrigght kids, i think it's time for some water and F-ri-en-d-s!

peace out bitches!

christine