Tiptoe...

I don't normally watch American Idol. In fact, I think I've only watched one or two episodes until this season. But now that I'm home when it's on, I kinda have to watch it because my family does.


Anyway, if you don't watch American Idol, you missed out on this gem of a tryout:





Yeaaah... special, isn't it? But wait, there's more! My mom told me that he actually sings very similarly to the real Tiny Tim! Exhibit B:






Can you say CREEPER? And this guy got married THREE times, at least according to his Wikipedia article: EDIT: OKAY, I can't get the damn article to link and my internet keeps crapping out and you know what, TINY TIM IS NOT WORTH IT! If you really are interested, I'm sure you're competent enough to look it up on Wikipedia yourself.


See all you ugly guys out there, there is hope! Just grow your hair out and sing like a woman!


Then again, sick and twisted may not be so great after all...





One last creepy bit about Tiny Tim. He named his only child Tulip. And he has a song about tiptoeing through the tulips. Ew.


Outie!


~Christine